Pedi-egg vs. pedophile

Lately my feet have been like sandpaper (which is weird because it hasn't been flip flop season for quite some time). Every night in bed lately when I try and play footsie with Scott he says, "Dude! Your feet are like sandpaper, scratchy! Get them off me!"

Last night in bed here was our convo:


Me: (rubbing my feet against his)
Scott: "Aaah your feet are like sandpaper."
Teddy: "I'm so sorry! I don't know why they are!"
Scotty: "Don't you have that like pedi-file thing that gets all the calluses off?"
Teddy: "Pedophile huh? Try pedi-egg."
Scotty: "Do you think the person that invented that called it a "pedi-file" first but then realized that wouldn't fly? So they switched it to pedi-egg?"
Teddy: "Most definitely".

vs.

Such a clever husband. The pedi-egg is now known as the pedophile in our home. Only makes sense right?